FapHouse

Have you been to the Fap House recently? I'm not talking about going to your mother-in-house, law's where your wife says you can't fuck in the guestroom, so you rub out load after load after explosive load in the bathroom. ('I swear, honey, I just ate your mother's meatloaf!') I'm referring to a new premium site that launched at the beginning of April. They made a ridiculously spectacular debut into the internet porn industry, amassing a fan base at a rate that would make any smut peddler envious; just a few months in, they're already generating over 30 million hits each month.

So, what exactly is the Faphouse.com secret? One of my goals this morning is to figure it out, along with filling this old gym sock with sperm. I believe the key to their success is in their major gimmick: they provide full-length pornos from a variety of sources for one low charge. I've always been a sucker for a good offer, especially one that would improve my morning fap habits. Let me lube up the old Johnson and have a look without further ado.

When I first saw Faphouse, I figured it was just another free tube. I assumed it was a higher-end free tube due of the packaging, but the entire feeling first feels more free tube than premium. I believe it's because they strike you straight away with the wall of thumbnails you'd expect to see on a tube, as opposed to the enormous auto-playing video you see on most of the big pay sites these days.