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You Jizz (not ujizz or jizz tube), welcome! According to a press release from the internet filtering company Optenet in 2010, 37 percent of all information on the internet is porn. Although this precise figure has been disputed by subsequent research (which utilized alternative criteria, it is worth emphasizing), there is little doubt that a major fraction of all information on the internet is dedicated to getting away.

However, given that sex is one of the global languages, this should come as no surprise (alongside music). Do you not believe me? Assume you travel to Japan with no prior understanding of the language. You need to travel to a faraway city, so you take the train. A lovely Japanese girl with a short plaid skirt and knee-high stockings sits across the aisle from you. You notice her looking at you from her seat, but you dismiss it. Perhaps it's just a cultural issue, you reason. Look aside for a bit, then out the window to take in the view.

You can't stop thinking about the lovely Japanese schoolgirl, so you take another brief glimpse. This time, she's looking at you and chewing her lower lip. Her hands begin to slide up her thigh gradually. Her legs are slightly parted. She hasn't taken her gaze away from you. Her hand continues to rise, till she is slowly caressing her clit and seductively biting her finger. There is no need for words. She definitely wants your dick. What are you waiting for, jackass? Go across the aisle and join her!